bcholmes: I poison you! (Circe Invidiosa)
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I went to the Tiptree auction, and spent monies. I got two things. The second of the two things was a transgendered children's book called 10,000 Dresses. At one point, I was the high bid at $60, and the folks on stage started reading out the author's inscription. It's written beside a hand-drawn picture of a dress and it reads:

Dearest You!

This is a wish for you that all your dreams and dresses come true!

To get you started -- here is a dress made of quashes, social justice + photosynthesis (complete with matching anarcho-syndicalist crown.)

Love,
Marcus Ewert and Bailey

(Marcus Ewert is the author and Bailey is the main character).

I loved this inscription so much that I immediately upped my bid to $75. By conventional metrics, I'm not very good at auctions.

The other item I got was a certificate for six chocolate vulvas. I paid $50 for the certificate, and by my reckoning, that's just a bit more than $8 per vulva. Compared to the last vulva I bought, that's a huge bargain.

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Date: 2009-05-24 09:55 am (UTC)
nitoda: sparkly running deer, one of which has exploded into stars (Default)
From: [personal profile] nitoda
ROFLMAO! Moot question about which is tastier ... ;-)

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Date: 2009-05-24 05:05 pm (UTC)
pokershaman: I can't get no ... Satisfaction... (Default)
From: [personal profile] pokershaman
I won't even go *near* the question of which tasty treat lasts longer.

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Date: 2009-05-24 02:54 pm (UTC)
serene: mailbox (Default)
From: [personal profile] serene
You are high-larious.

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Date: 2009-05-26 11:40 pm (UTC)
redbird: closeup photo of an apricot (apricot)
From: [personal profile] redbird
I love the idea that the chocolate vulvas were an incredible bargain. I didn't bid because I didn't find "fierce" an attractive descriptor (and, more seriously, wasn't sure about the peppercorns).

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