It's a Cookbook!

[bcholmes]

So. I go to the laser eye surgery place to pick someone up. And they say, "They're just in right now. Would you like to watch?" And they lead me to a little antechamber where you can see what's going on. Lasers. Beaming people in the head. And they want to you to watch this.

These people are monsters and they must be stopped.

Comments

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

Profit pressures are leading to sloppy care. With prices ranging from $499 an eye to more than $2,000, doctors who see dozens of patients a day can earn tens of thousands of dollars.

Profit pressures are prompting some clinics to recycle equipment or rush screenings, critics say. [...]

Patients are at risk because doctors fail to do thorough screenings.

Bingo.

I see ads in the subway for places that do laser vision correction and hair removal. Um. Not with eyes, bud.