It's a Cookbook!

[bcholmes]

So. I go to the laser eye surgery place to pick someone up. And they say, "They're just in right now. Would you like to watch?" And they lead me to a little antechamber where you can see what's going on. Lasers. Beaming people in the head. And they want to you to watch this.

These people are monsters and they must be stopped.

Comments

[eveofdstruction.livejournal.com]

That timing seems ill considered.

[the-siobhan.livejournal.com]

I was too fascinated to look away. It meant when they used the little squeegee thing on my eye I kept thinking, "THAT'S THAT LITTLE SQUEEGEE THING! I SAW THAT!"

Actually the one thought I could not shake out of my head during the entire procedure was, "This would be a really bad time for a fire drill."