My Review of Watchmen by B.C. Holmes, age 42

[bcholmes]

I wrote this to a friend of mine. We were both comics readers in the mid-eighties when Watchmen was coming out, so we were both reading it.

I had mixed feelings about it. On one level, I was engaged throughout the whole film, and really enjoyed seeing some of the scenes from the comic come to life. I also really liked the music (99 Red Balloons) and nifty little 1985 details (3.5" floopies! And the Ridley Scott Apple ad running on Veidt's wall of televisions!). Rorschach was great -- perfectly cast, perfectly executed (the oomph with which he delivers the "do it!" line in Antarctica was pretty amazing).

There were also little moments that made me go, "oh, wow." There's a flashback to Jon's life -- it's just one panel in the comics about how the morality of his actions escapes him. In the movie, we watch him blow people up and then we sit there in the scene for a few extra seconds watching the blood drip off of the ceiling. I loved the little scenes like that.

But, ultimately, I felt like the pacing was all over the place. Jon's monologue on Mars slowed the film down too much for my tastes. And there were all of these moments that felt like they were written to punctuate an ending (because they were written that way), but then the story would just keeping going on. And the final ending was way too rushed.

Ozymandias' back story coming when it did seemed like it advertised Ozymandias' role as the story's villain. (But, on the plus side, they managed to shoot Iaccoca in the head).

Mostly, I think Veidt didn't really gel as a character; I think if we'd had his full story-line, we might have more understanding of the character. And without that understanding, I think that asking to understand his plot feels like whiplash.

Laurie's story really gets short shrift (and I wasn't a big fan of the latex costume), although the Comedians delivery of "his... y'know... his old friend's daughter" was perfect). And because we don't get to know any of the minor characters -- the newspaper agent, the lesbian couple, the psychologist and his wife -- then when New York explodes, only minor, faceless people die. So, in some ways, the film allows us to feel like what Veidt did was kinda okay. Certainly not worth getting too upset about. And that's pretty creepy.

I think there's a lot of stuff in the graphic novel about how, in a really important way, the superhero genre is a really fascist model. And I get the strong feeling from the movie that Zack Snyder is kinda okay with that. That creeps me out a bit.

So, ultimately, I don't think it really worked as a movie. I certainly felt a certain amount of fangirl squee watching key elements of the story enacted. But the only times I felt like I was watching something interestingly cinematic were in the original scenes -- the attack on the Comedian at the beginning, for example. I think it fails to be an interesting movie -- that sometimes the experience of saying "here's a story I love -- and it moves!" seems to compensate for that, but that it doesn't do much other than what I expect.

Comments

[cigfran-lwyd.livejournal.com]

1) the criticisms you put forward here - which are very much in line with what other friends of mine have said who did not like the movie a great deal, and all of which are certainly valid - are in no small part criticisms of the book itself. ozymandias always was a bit thin. the end always was rather abrupt and pat, coming as it did after all that character development. the minor characters really were just that - minor sketches - and their deaths had little real emotional force. the book, for its well-deserved fame, had some serious flaws. alan moore is a visionary author, but in many ways quite detached, and the film revealed that.

2) i don't know what zack snyder could have done to make the conflict between vigilante ideals and fascist means any more explicit. he filmed the script, nearly literally. does he linger a bit in places? yes, but to what end? voyeurism? or to really put it out there? and i think that's what hayter is saying, and i see nothing wrong with saying it. watchmen was a hard, triggering experience to read. watching it was exactly what it should have been, in my view.

personally, i think it was damn near perfect, given the constraints.


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[suitablyemoname.livejournal.com]

Having read the novel but not seen the film, I'm finding myself inclined to agree with this.

Watchmen has to be a warty film. There's a sense of dreadful futility which permeates it, at least when I read it. While the ending did surprise me (and I'm not at all thrilled to hear they've changed it), the constant anti-climax that comes from this steady sense of pointlessness and lack of clarity really made the book for me.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

The ending's theme doesn't really change at all, even if the specifics of Veidt's plan did.

[bcholmes.livejournal.com]

the minor characters really were just that - minor sketches - and their deaths had little real emotional force.

Hm. My mileage varies on that.

I further think that the problem of pacing is a key one introduced in the film version that doesn't exist in the original text.

[gisho.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's just becuase I was very familiar with the book, but I could see the chapter divides. They kept the film from flowing smoothly. Nothing wrong with using chapters in a movie, but I would rather have seen them explicitly framed as such - which might have been a brilliant oppotunity to toss in some background on the newspaper vendors and the New Frontiersmen staff; seeing them could have acted as a pause and comment on the action, just like the textual clips in the comic did.

But, uh, I Am Not A Professional Film Critic.

[cantkeepsilent.livejournal.com]

I cared about the deaths of the minor characters. Gosh, the only healthy thing that Rorschach ever did in his life was to open Malcolm Long's eyes to the world's pain. Bernard the newsvendor was starting to reach out to folks, which was awkward but real to me. I don't know that Joey and her girlfriend were the most authentic lesbian couple I've ever seen, but I felt for them. And then someone goes and drops a giant psychic space squid on them, in all its tentacle glory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhHema5PNg). And "heroes don't save the day" really isn't so well explored ground even now, and especially not so then and doublemuch not when the writers explore the human toll of that failure.

I also think that Adrian got a lot of development in the graphic novel. Large walls of text and two post-chapter interludes. The Doug Roth interview is one of the neatest cutaway scenes in literature, up there with the Doublespeak essay at the end of 1984.

"Given the constraints" means that you have to throw 3/4 of the material away to get the rest to fit, and I think that it's not unreasonable to ask more than that they do the best they can. One is reminded of Samuel Johnson being reminded that a poorly-played musical piece was difficult and responding "I wish it had been impossible!"

[cigfran-lwyd.livejournal.com]

well, one could always remake it as Berlin Alexanderplatz, i suppose.

[cantkeepsilent.livejournal.com]

That was evidently Terry Gilliam's notion.

If it were up to me, I would have aimed for a treatment that was faithful to the characters but far more flexible to developing a storyline that works on the screen. Given an infinite amount of money and studio patience, I would have made a movie trilogy focusing on each of the three generations (1940-49, 1960-77, and 1985). The first two movies would have been largely freshly written, maybe with Moloch and Big Figure as the respective BBEGs, and exploring the dynamics of that age while delivering enough foreshadowing that the "real" story can be told without an hour of flashbacks in the third movie. Many would call that unfaithful to the source, but it seems to me that it's how we treat the Batman or James Bond franchises. I would suggest the Watchmen characters are strong enough to break out of the The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or 300 molds of essentially read a comic book to you.

[cigfran-lwyd.livejournal.com]

i have to admit that a trilogy could have had a lot of potential. my main concern in such a case would have been the extra leeway for peter jackson-like re-interpretation of the source.

[gisho.livejournal.com]

... I love this idea. If anything, it would have been a deeper, more interesting deconstruction after we'd seen all the construction in the first two. Damn damn damn. Well, there's always fanfic, I suppose.

[laura-seabrook.livejournal.com]

I doubt that they could have done better in a film format. And the near perfect casting of Rorschach make up for lot.