Deep Religious Ponderings

[bcholmes]

How do you reconcile the theologies of ceiling cat and the flying spaghetti monster?

Comments

[sonjaaa.livejournal.com]

I'm sure http://www.lolcatbible.com has some words of wisdom on that.

[professor-booty.livejournal.com]

Both are true, for those who have faith in them.

[jodawi.livejournal.com]

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/ - spaghetti on top of ceiling cat

[sarah-dragon.livejournal.com]

If you see the ceiling cat on the road, feed him spaghetti? Clearly theologians better than I should pursue this question.

[icedrake.livejournal.com]

Very messily.

[indefatigable42.livejournal.com]

When His noodly appendages stick to the ceiling, He is done, and Ceiling Cat will nom.

[kightp.livejournal.com]

I say let the deities in question duke that out.

[50-ft-queenie.livejournal.com]

Ceiling Cat sez: I made you a pasghetti monsturz, but I eated him.

[beable]

I don't. I'm a lapsed pastafarian, and I have always considered ceiling cat to be a cult.

[sabotabby]

Ceiling cat is the same deity worshiped by the Church of Last Thursday, which predates the flying spaghetti monster. Therefore, Ceiling cat is the one true faith and the Pastafarians are a cult.