When I hear the word "Culture" I reach for my high heels

[bcholmes]

Yeah, as a trans person, I'm required to spend at least 40 hours a year doing my trans community service killing as much culture as I can. To be honest, I don't view it as an obligation. To tell you the truth, I enjoy it. Perhaps more than I should.

If it helps at all, I've picked up a lot of good tips from watching episodes of Dexter, and I only kill culture that really deserves to die.

Comments

[jeliza]

My keyboard is so glad I swallowed my chai before reading this.

Can we just nuke Fox?

[aquaeri.livejournal.com]

Can I be an honorary trans person (I'm quite willing to be a gay man in a woman's body who's chosen not to transition for political reasons) so I can do 40 hours culture killing too?

[sabotabby]

Damn, that sounds like fun. Can I join the Cisgendered Culture-Killing Auxiliary or something?

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

Oh, good idea!

I want to be in the auxiliary, too.

[sarah-dragon.livejournal.com]

It's just too funny. Since in general our "culture" is to generally show one face in public and another in private I can only assume by killing it she means we are being too honest.

[laura-seabrook.livejournal.com]

Clearly it's a good thing I don't get any pay TV, including FOX.

[merlot-winters.livejournal.com]

may the culture die a slow and painful death.

or a quick but painful one will do, also.