Sweeping Generalization Day

[bcholmes]

I've decided to consider today "Sweeping Generalization Day" -- where I extrapolate my experiences on to the whole world. Other people do this all the time; why shouldn't I share in the fun?

#1: In any given company, there are far, far, far more people who will drink the coffee than will actually brew a fresh pot.

#2: If your last name is either Bush or Harris, you will be evil. (Fictional characters such as Xander are excluded).

#3: When I am at the height of creativity in front of the computer, you will want to tell me about all the conversations you had with the cat.

#4: Any meeting that is more than three hours long will have a disproportionately high number of stupid people in it.

Comments

Re: Sweeping Generalization Day

[pir-anha.livejournal.com]

at least one of those is not sweeping enough! :)

[nolly.livejournal.com]

I think the only one I could argue against is #2...I'm willing to give you Bush, but Harris is too common; there are non-evil Harrises.

[dunhamdancer.livejournal.com]

And any boy Chrystie meets and is interested in with either be...

1. unemployeed
2. have a girlfriend
3. both
4. have a job and lie about having a girlfriend to get laid...

...grrr..i really hate men right now!

[snickerpuss.livejournal.com]

#4: Any meeting that is more than three hours long will have a disproportionately high number of stupid people in it.

Yes, yes, yes! This is most definitely true! I have experienced this phenomenon, myself, on several occasions!!