You Say Pot-ay-to Button... I say Po-tah-to Button

I recently got a new microwave. It has a potato button.

When I was more active on Tumblr, I'd frequently see a meme lovingly gushing about microwaves with a potato button, and I'd think, "Huh. I've never had a microwave with a potato button. The very idea is weird!"

Those days are gone now.