Imagine if Bill O'Reilly ran a Newspaper

The National Post's cover stories are always of a different character than the other major Canadian papers.

Canada is a "great white waste of time" whose "docile, Zamboni-driving," Molson-sucking citizens consume seal casseroles as they export terrorism, mad cow disease "and even deadlier Gordon Lightfoot and Nickelback albums" to the United States.

-- cover story from The National Post