Imagine if Bill O'Reilly ran a Newspaper

[bcholmes]

The National Post's cover stories are always of a different character than the other major Canadian papers.

Canada is a "great white waste of time" whose "docile, Zamboni-driving," Molson-sucking citizens consume seal casseroles as they export terrorism, mad cow disease "and even deadlier Gordon Lightfoot and Nickelback albums" to the United States.

-- cover story from The National Post

Comments

[thebitterguy]

I always say, the Post is the paper for Canadians who hate Canada.

The Sun is for Canadians who used to like Canada, until Trudeau let all the darkies in.

Journalism School taught me that.

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

Gordon Lightfoot is your fault?

Oh dear.

[blueinva.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, we Brits can't tell the difference between Canadians and Americans...you're all the same bunch of North Americans aren't you? *innocent smile*