Dear United States

[bcholmes]

I'm going to close my eyes. If, when I open them again, you've taken Alberta, I won't say anything.

Comments

[astralplane.livejournal.com]

No no! There will be no taking of Alberta while I'm still residing here, please.

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

Be careful saying that. You'd probably find that someone dumped Texas on Canada in return, and had made off with British Columbia at top speed in the meantime.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Oooh... please?

[mittelbar.livejournal.com]

JeeHIMINY, BC, how do you think we GOT this way? Don't wish on us any more wide open spaces and reactionary ranchers, eh?

[deepforestowl.livejournal.com]

my fellow ALT and Canadian agrees with your statement. LOL

Re: Dear United States

[pir-anha.livejournal.com]

as long as edmonton gets to secede before alberta leaves...

[futabachan.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a trade could be arranged: Florida for Alberta?

[inefficient.livejournal.com]

What did Alberta do? And do we really want it? I suppose it would almost complete our collection of Rocky Mountains... Maybe getting BC at the same time isn't a half-bad idea ... *calls W with National Security idea* If we don't continue our tradition of land-grabbing, the terrorists win.