I bought wings.
I've been thinking about this for a while now. Last year, at the pride parade, I saw a coupl'a goths wandering around in cute little wings. When I asked, they told me that they got the wings at Malabar, the costume place down on Queen Street. Ldot needed to go in there today, anyway, and the wings tempted me. I crumbled.
So I walked around downtown with black feathered wings in a transparent shopping bag.
I feel really good today.