Respecting Passports

From the London Free Press (that's London, Ontario):

"Martin and Bush lauded a new agreement ensuring the United States will notify Canada about any plans to deport Canadians to third countries."

They're gonna notify us. How magnanimous!

The Perfect Town for Getting over a Disappointment, a Loss, or a Broken Heart

So said Shirley MacLaine about New York. But what about getting over a cold?

I'm gonna be in New York this weekend. I was supposed to go to porcinea's baby shower, but the organizers have said that those blessed with cold symptoms should probably visit another time. I've made some arrangements to visit a coupl'a people while I'm there, but I think I might hafta give the shower a miss.