It Was a Dark and Stormy Night...

It's novel writing time...

Channelling Nero Wolfe?

"Contact is not a verb."
"Yes sir, it is. Last time you corrected me I went home and looked it up. Transitive and intransitive."
"Not in this house, it isn't!"

A coupl'a times I've watched people quibble about the difference between the words "precision" and "accuracy". I've never really felt that their definitions were different.

I popped over to dictionary.com today and found that the second definition of accuracy is "Precision; exactness". Hurm.