Things too fierce to mention...

[bcholmes]

She loves to laugh and when she smiles
You just see teeth for miles and miles
And tonsils, and spareribs, and things too fierce to mention

She knows no games so when she plays
She rolls her eyes for days and days
And vibrates, and yodels, and breaks the ten commandments

YouTube has a coupl'a versions of this song, but none of them seem to have these verses, which are my favourites.

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[porcinea.livejournal.com]

"She eats a lot, and when she smiles...."

Hm, let me think. I know 4 verses.

"In San Francisco town..."
"Her name is Sarah..."
"She eats a lot..."
"So what can you do..."